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The sheer lack of fundamental penis length to be considered a man by the judgment of other men.
Wow! Tony has such a clit sized punis that all his women cheat on him because he has no possible way to please them.
by B-Ry-An July 22, 2008
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A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.
I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot
by matt March 11, 2003
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Something you call someone when you don't want to call them a bad word.
On knock it off, you're such a punis.
by Gina Mottola December 31, 2003
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Someone who gets scared easily and/or cries alot
He barely got hit that guy is a punis
by Pirate23 January 06, 2009
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A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.
"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.
by pauly January 27, 2005
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This is when a man does, acts, or says homo things but swears he is not.
"Man have you guys ever seen a pussy that shit looks nasty, dicks look like lollipops. I don't want to lick dicks I just tring to say pussy look nasty." This person is a "punis"
by Oarin October 09, 2007
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the resulting word after vigorious scrubbing of your hand when your friend has inappropriatly written the word 'penis' on it
friend 1: haha *writing* "google Luisa and... PENIS"

friend 2: NO!! *scrub scrub scrub* "ugh it says punis now!!!"
by flychik17759324 February 21, 2009
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