The vagina and/or breasts of Mila Kunis.
Dude, I was so stoked about seeing Mila Kunis in the sex scenes of No Strings Attached until I found out she didn't show her punis.
by el caballo blanco July 30, 2011
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A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.
Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet
by becy July 26, 2004
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A man is said to suffer from the condition known as punis, when one or more of his pubic hairs is longer than the penis itself.
Did you hear about that kid Jerome? He actually trims his pubes so that nobody will know he's got punis.
by Professor HG December 30, 2008
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A penis that is inside the vagina of a female. When aroused by penile penetration, or other stimulation from fingers or tounge, the penis pops out, genraly forcing the parter out.
I was eating out her puss and then this dick just pops into mouth mouth..... She had a fucking punis!!
by Vag Masta March 12, 2003
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A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.
I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot
by matt March 12, 2003
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Something you call someone when you don't want to call them a bad word.
On knock it off, you're such a punis.
by Gina Mottola December 31, 2004
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A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.
"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.
by pauly January 28, 2005
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