Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

Pacations 

How beaners pronounce the word Vacation

Man, I can't wait for summer, I got this killer pacations in the works

I need a pacations

Pacations by DickFace01 November 17, 2011

puscation 

when your girl is on her period, she shuts down for a week, she is on her puscation

"baby I'm on my period"
"great, time for our puscation"

puscation by babyd5356 March 12, 2014

Punication 

When ur playin chel ( EA NHL 21)and u fuckin crack someone, just rock their shit

Announcer: “OHHH and it’s TOTAL punication from #32!”

Punication by Funky bastardini November 9, 2021

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

punction by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

punctional 

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.

Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.

punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017

puhcationz 

big jigguhlang dawnclanniggaluhhermrowz

"hey Kuzali dawn, do you wanna go get some puhcationz later tonight?"
"yea sure sekuzi fuhtlyootz, i would love to get some puhcationz!"

puhcationz by Sekuzi January 14, 2022