pumpkle

The act of requiring your partner to wear a jack-o-lantern on their head while performing oral sex

She gave me a pumpkle but complained about the seeds in her hair

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pumplex

pumplex is like another word for dick head or pussy
in a name calling way

'god man your a right PUMPLEX!!!'

pumplex by charly ccc September 16, 2007

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When a man pops his balls in to his anus and before he blows his load he farts them back out.

I often have a pumple douche on a Friday night.

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The color of a pulsating penis when suffocated.

Piddle uh-oh, my penis is getting pumple.

pumple by Chodeser January 23, 2003

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A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock.

Ricky : Look at the state of the girl Darren's with!
Allen : He loves a pumplet.
Fingers : Hur Hur Hur.

Pumplet by A.J May 14, 2005

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A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.

When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.

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When a penis has turned purple and has become swollen.

pumple by Rozzy January 18, 2003

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