Pumphy 

Description of a female or male who is really attractive.

Did you see that lass? Absolute pumphy!

Pumphy by Cakehole83 May 31, 2018

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008

Pumpy Pants 

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

Pumpy Pants by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

Pumpy the bear 

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.

“Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear

Pumpy the bear by Texas Bear November 5, 2020

Pumpy 

London dialect; Shotgun

"He's got the pumpy" -Big shaq

Pumpy by Man'sNotHot November 18, 2017

rumpy-pumpy 

(UK) heterosexual intercourse

fancy a bit of the ol' rumpy-pumpy me dear?

rumpy-pumpy by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003