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6.
a cheap ho, slut, hooker, prostitute, etc...

that bitch was a pumpernickel. as in i didn't have nothin but change in my pocket, but she let me pump her for a nickel
by bombasstic September 24, 2008
 
1.
A very inexpensive prostitute.
Katy let me fuck her in the ass for $15. What a pumpernickel!
by Peter Crammer December 10, 2006
 
2.
Intercourse that consists of five pumps only
We didn't have much time so we went in the bathroom and had a pumpernickel.

Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled

That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
by Who's NOW? August 17, 2009
 
3.
Used to describe someone of a dark brown or black skin tone. Originated from pumpernickel, a dark bread. Abbreviated version is 'pumps'.
That pumpernickel Wesley Snipes was sent to jail for tax evasion.

5 pumps tried to jack me last night.
by El Deee December 21, 2010
 
4.
A word describing great shock and surprise registered by the speaker of the word.

Second definition could also mean prostitutes.
Oh my pumpernickel, you did not just have Anneka's Turkish Delight
by JewishNose September 13, 2013
 
5.
Pumpernickels is an expletive on Buddypic.com. It substitutes the word "nude(s)" for "pumpernicke(s)"
1. Send me your pumpernickels baby.
by Tommy Kerr August 14, 2005
 
7.
a word to express anything supa-dupa-fly, bombastic, bomb-biggity, or boom-diggs. Also used to describe bomb chronic
eh yaw, that shit is SOOO pumpernickel. (alternate slang = "pump-nicks" or "tha pumps")
by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003