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An aged slut often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.
Tom's mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. She smells like poon and hairspray.
by Karine A January 18, 2014
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