pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

PUMBLE WEED 

Large grouping of pubic hairs, typically in a ball, located in the bathroom

Honey, I told you to clean the Pumble weed in the bathroom before we have company!

PUMBLE WEED by Dylan123 April 16, 2007

Pummer

When someone opens a can or bottle but only drinks 1-2 sips then forgets it.
Only drinking a sip of a drink and forgetting about it.

Latin Potum-iners meaning Drink lazy

"Who pummed this drink? it's barely touched!"
"Dont invite the Smith's they're a bunch of pummers,they never finish their drinks!"
"My kids are huge pummers, they never finish their drinks!"

Pummer by Alexander williams December 9, 2013

pumplex 

pumplex is like another word for dick head or pussy
in a name calling way

'god man your a right PUMPLEX!!!'

pumplex by charly ccc September 16, 2007

Pummel Speed 

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.

Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...

Pummel Speed by goldenfinch September 18, 2017

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.

- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.

Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022