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Pular no microondas 

"To jump in the microwave oven"

It's slang for what the drug dealers from Rio de Janeiro do with the police informants (or X9) and his enemies. They put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
As you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
Traficante: "Seu X9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!"

Drug Dealer: "You mother fucker police informant, you'll die burning in fire!"
Pular no microondas by Luizin March 20, 2010
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Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS 

People say Nissan's prime was in its 90s and early 2000s and they couldn't be more spot on. The Nissan Pulsar is a well-known car in the car community, it may not stand out in its looks or performance but it is a lot of fun to drive, with the mighty SR20 engine it is a very reliable car that won't let you down. These cars are becoming more scarce as some owners tend to get carried away and thrashing these cars, eventually ending up on Facebook marketplace car wreakers. To the average person, this car is an absolute shit box meanwhile they buy a shit unreliable car that they paid way too much for and have the driving skills of a 10 year old. Once you get a Pulsar you never go back and that's a fact. Yeah sure "your car isnt safe you're gonna die if you crash" this could be more wrong. I have witnessed a pulsar take on a semi-trailer and it held up excellent...... until it got written off. Unlike todays cars Nissans/ all cars made before 2010 actually have a personality and are enjoyable to drive. As I've been in both manual and auto I can say that in my opinion, Manuel is way more fun to drive but since you live in Sydney have fun shifting from first to second as everywhere its a traffic jam, Also don't ruin these cars with over the top mods u idiots keep it simple. For the NEW rating of this car safety is a 3/5, boosting is 5/5, and vibEs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 13/15 falling in the category of cool car bro.
'wtf is that" says fellow nonce
"why of cause its my Nissan Pulsar N15 SSS" says local legend
Sleeping beast of a machine
pple think they are slow
Bye Bye WRX's
Bye Bye Muzzas in the clubby
Bye Bye Tyres see you on the road
pulsar by Jasp May 25, 2004
An excellent piece of machinery created by nissan. The 2.0 litre SR20 based model pwns most other cars of the same value stock standard. Turbo charged and worked heavily, can break into 10 second 1/4 mile times.

Also a very reliable and economical car when left standard, perfect for family use.
I drive a nissan pulsar, do you have a problem with that?
pulsar by Damarus May 14, 2005
Hand job, Generally from an older woman.
...then she gave me a pullar.
Pullar by abiz4shiz September 13, 2013
To look at at girl and want to fuck her. Then she is "pulbar". But you can use it when the girl is only nice, but there is a sexist clang over the word. But do not get me wrong, girls this is also a word for you.
- Damn, that girl is "pulbar".

- He's hot! "Pulbar" also.
pulbar by Darkwatch January 28, 2006
1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.
putwar by john May 13, 2005