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Pull-ups 

A dumbass brand of diapers that thinks there better but there not.
Brenda: we should buy some pull-ups!
Margret: hell no!
Pull-ups by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

atomic pullup

doing pullups while receiving a synchronized blow-job from someone doing squats
Gracious me! I almost lost my grip doing atomic pullups!!
atomic pullup by shmee40 March 28, 2010

pullus rectum 

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.
I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum
pullus rectum by MrMontana June 27, 2016

pull ups 

like diapers for kids potty training in case they get to a situation where there is no bathroom and a kid still in potty training phase can't hold their pee long enough to make it to the bathroom in time.
Mother:You need to wear pull ups in the car in case you have to go potty and we can't get to one. Child:okay mommy.

cock pullup 

To levitate off the ground with ones cock, by use of a bar.
"Dude I am soooo tired after doing that cock pullup"
"yeah man I just do the push ups with my cock... they get me by"
"COOOoooOOOoooCK"

Phullups 

The act of doing pull-ups immediately after consuming 2-3 peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. Typically motivated by immense feelings of guilt and long gazes into mirrors asking oneself, "Why did I eat that many sandwiches? Who am I?".
1. Jamie had a tough day at work, so she decided to binge eat PB&J Sandwiches for fun when she returned home. She quickly regretted her decision and proceeded to perform hundreds of Phullups to rid herself of her angst.

2. Tolan was taken hostage by a group of angry lesbians, of whom forced him to eat nearly 20 PB&J Sandwiches in a single sitting! Before he could escape the kinky wenches, he found a nearby pull-up bar and engaged himself in countless Phullups until vomiting on the floor.

3. Kyle did so many Phullups after the football game, that he regurgitated the sandwiches all over his new couch!
Phullups by thetolan87 April 26, 2013