by SomeGuy4293083 July 11, 2008
Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
by Chris April 20, 2005
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by cee___jay October 20, 2016
when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans
if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
by papajonklaasen July 19, 2017
in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"
by urbandictiofreak March 8, 2009
In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."
This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.
This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.
Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country
Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.
Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.
by Ducez April 12, 2012