|1.||Pulling a Helen Keller|
Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"