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1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 06, 2015

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