| 1. | pull out poster child | ||
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Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine. Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!
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| 2. | Pennsylvania Pull Out | ||
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A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance. 2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out. 3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance. 4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack). Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy. If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
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| 3. | Pull Out | ||
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The action of pulling out an unexpected item from a weather-resistant piece of clothing (e.g. coat, vest, sweater). The item is usually something edible or completely ridiculous. The most common pull out is a Wendy's Triple Burger. 1)You: "Man.. I'm hungry..."
Dave: "Oh are you well... *pulls out food item* OOOHHHHHH" You: "OOOOHHHHH, WHAT A PULL OUT!" Everyone else in the room: "HE PULLED IT OUT!" 2) You: "Dave, what is that in your coat?" Dave: "What, it's just my stomach..." You: "Oh really ... Pull it out!" Dave: "Alright ... *pulls out big red bat* OHHHH!!" You: "ZOMG A BAT! OMFG" |
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| 4. | Pull out | ||
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When a man withdraws his penis out of a woman's vagina during intercourse as a form of birth control. It is not a very effective method of birth control since the man might not pull out in time. Semen can also be present in the precum if the man did not urinate several times since his last ejaculation.
Using the pulling out method correctly along with the correct use of a condom is pretty much a no-pregnancy guarantee. If you don't want me to ejaculate inside, I can pull out.
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| 5. | Pull out Brown | ||
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When youre doing a chick in the pooper, and you pull out, discovering that your junk is covered in shit.
Hey, you ever pull out brown?
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| 6. | Dante Pull Out | ||
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The act of participating in that of sexual intercourse, in which ones condom slips and sticks in said woman's vagina. The only way to successfully 'pull out' the condom is to carefully put on the clothes, drive to the hospital, hitting the least amount of pot holes as possible, and then have the doctor extract the latex device with some sort of tweezer. OH SHIT DUDE, WE WERE FUCKING AND I DID THE DANTE PULL OUT! Luckily she lives next to the hospital.
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| 7. | Jamaican Pull Out | ||
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When having intercourse with a girl without a condom (or bareback) and suffers from premeture ejaculation, you pull out before you cum, ejaculate on the matress and then carry on. I couldnt hack banging that girl, i had to use the Jamaican Pull Out
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