Pull it out of my ass 

When you have no time, are unprepared, or don't know what you're doing... You're pulling it out of your ass. Commonly used in situations where a person may have procrastinated or waited until the last minute to prepare anything, or is put in position where they must perform or answer questions on things they have no idea about.

My boss just came and asked me for a summary of customer info and I had to pull it out of my ass.

Pull it out of my ass by Kat Smith August 21, 2007

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate 

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate by mrkrypto June 30, 2011

pull it out and park 

The white version of a tramp stamp. Most often used when drunk and referring to a girl with a tattoo on her lower back. Commonly called a P.O.P.

Do you have a P.O.P.?

Man that girl has a pull it out and park.

pull it out and park by T.Will007 November 2, 2007

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it! by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

stick it in easy pull it out greasy 

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.

look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

stick it in easy pull it out greasy by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

when in doubt pull it out 

This has a double meaning depending on how big of a douche bag you really are. The first meaning is, the point at which you decide to unleash the beast as opposed to keeping it caged. This is done without knowing what your date's reaction will be. The second meaning is, when confronted with the possibility of becoming insta-dad, due to lack of trust or your bad luck, close to copulation due to the fact that your retarded ass forgot a rubber.

Dibble: Hey what do you think of my little pee-pee?

Jen: Oh my God its tiny but you know what they say "When in doubt pull it out".

Dibble: I'm gonna jizz but I don't want to contaminate the world with my seed!
Tamara: Well when in doubt pull it out i guess?

when in doubt pull it out by big kev 79 July 22, 2011

Stick it in easy pull it out greasy 

To stick your dick in a pussy and after you fuck pull it out with all the cum and pussy juice on it.

I'm gonna stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

Stick it in easy pull it out greasy by Rebel2012 July 18, 2020