remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
by DD January 11, 2004
Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
by angryvillager September 01, 2006
Canadian term for masturbation.
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
by breakwall January 14, 2005
Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
by Dan May 11, 2003