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Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.
My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.
by angryvillager September 01, 2006
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After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
by breakwall January 14, 2005
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Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
by Dan May 11, 2003
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When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
by sparks40 October 08, 2009
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remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
by DD January 11, 2004
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