| 1. | 5th point of contact | ||
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US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed. It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
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| 2. | Punch the monkey's head in | ||
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To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
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| 3. | Smack in the chops | ||
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A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across. That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.
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| 4. | keiser | ||
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1. something having a large head in comparison to its body -verb 2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction 3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam 1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser
2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race. 3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!" |
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| 5. | mental pupcakes | ||
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An inability or unconscious reluctance to escape the inertia of negativity. In short, the inability to pull one's head out one's own ass. (See "mental pupcakes.") "I'm not good enough for this audition tomorrow, Jennifer. I've got to call in sick." "Nonsense, Brad! You're a brilliant actor! You're just having mental pupcakes."
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| 6. | lock it up | ||
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October 7, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing. Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here." Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep." {Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.} Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight." Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake." |
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| 7. | Tweaker Neck Syndrome | ||
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Is a orthopedic disease tweaker arthritis caused when someone smokes meth amphetamine and holds their head in a tucked position to one side . This is usually followed by a popping of the neck to attempt to alleviate a cramped neck. Usually tweaker Olympics or chair Olympics ensue. Where the tweaker pops his knuckles and back compulsively. You could end up dislocating your hip or slipping a disk. Todd is suffering from Tweaker Neck Syndrome. After hitting the pipe he started to pull a crack head twisting his head to produce a cracking sound. Then he preceded to twist his body from the waist to crack his back.
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