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1. Pull-back Method
The hook-up method where one hugs their target, releases the grip and pulls back to their original position. Once in this original position, one checks to see if their target is looking straight at their eyes. If the target is focused straight at the eyes, lean in for a kiss or make-out session. This method is most often used to say goodbye but has recently been achieved on the dance floor at clubs.
Kevin used the Pull-back Method to get a goodbye kiss from his date.
2. torture
A game where you try to come up with the most painful thing you would do to the other person. You trade turns, and whoever can't come back with a response loses.
Guy: Yeah, torture motherfucker...I'll tie you to a bedpost with your asscheeks spread out, put a hanger on a stove for half an hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like: tssssssssssssssSSSSSST!

Other Guy: I'll lay your nuts on a dresser, just your nuts, and bang them with a spiked bat! BLAOW!

Guy: I'll pull your tongue out of your mouth and stab it with a rusty screwdriver! BLAOW!

Other Guy: I'll hang you by your dick off of a 12 story building!

Guy: I'll sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you...

Other Guy: ...you win
3. Smithed
A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.
I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.
4. foreskin restoration
What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
5. cobra clutch
Also known as a cross-arm lock or cross-arm choke. The wrestler stands behind the opponent and uses one arm to place the opponent in a half nelson. The wrestler then uses their free arm to pull the opponent's free arm across the opponent's neck, thereby using the opponent's own arm to choke them. This can be set up as a bomb technique as well; after setting the clutch, sitting down and dropping the opponent on the back, using their hands as handles.
With the heavy-weight belt on the line and the whole world's eyes on the fight, the wrestler took the arm of his opponent and crossed it around his opponent's neck in the cobra clutch, pulling up just enough to cause loss of consciousness and ultimately win.
6. Frozen high five
A frozen high five is, in context, a high five given bewteen two people on a really cold day, preferably at night when it is even colder. Ideal conditions for this is to have the temperate be around or less than 36 degrees Fahrenheit. The reason for this extremely cold weather is that for some unknown reason, when it is really cold that the fingertips of the finger feel frozen, and the hand slaps something, it becomes really painful. There are two types of frozen high fives, one is like a regular high five, in which the two people high five each other. The other is not given like a high five at all and is given by having two people stand far enough apart, so that when their hands are fully extended, the palms meet, then the two people pull their hands back (while still fully extended) and slam the palm of the hand against the opposing palm as hard as possible. This method is the most painful of the two.
(On a 36 degree night)
Gary: High-five!
Andrew: Okay.
Gary and Andrew: Oww!
(3 minutes later)
Gary: OTHER HAND!
(the second method of a frozen high five is given)
Gary and Andrew: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
(both collapse on the floor in pain)
7. synonyms: asshole
Adolf, or, alternatively, Hitler. (Although commonly thought to be a comparison between Germany's leader during WWII and people who exhibit this type of personality, the real connection is that a standard method of referring to these people is to call them an "A H" which happens to be Hitler's initials (Adolf Hitler). The fact that Hitler himself was an asshole simply adds icing to the cake.)
1. Get out of my face Adolf!
2. The line starts back here Adolf!
3. Who's the Adolf that cut the cheese?
4. Yeah? Well, you also said you'd pull out in time, Adolf!
5. How many lanes do you need Adolf?
6. As a matter of fact, Adolf, I do know everything.
7. You are such an Adolf!
8. I looked up Synonyms: asshole and I found your picture Adolf.
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