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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016
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pupaphobia 

Phobia of puppets or marionettes.
Rosaline: Puppets are such amazing creations, would you not agree?
David: Don't even bring up puppets, they scare the shit out of me.
Rosaline: What do you mean?
David: I've got pupaphobia, man, that kind of shit is creepy and scary as fuck.
pupaphobia by gamblignant May 14, 2016

Pokeaphobia 

1) The fear of poking someone on Facebook or the fear of being poked by someone on Facebook.
2) The fear that poking someone of like gender implies your sexual preference
Stanley's Pokeaphobia prevented him from poking Jagger on Facebook.
Pokeaphobia by BHJ1911 September 29, 2010

Pikeyphobia 

an extreme fear of the tribe known as pikeys this form of scum live in small herds carring weapons and constantly moving they should be shot on sight if possible. this fear is perfectly normal if you live near a pack of these. just stay inside for a while or gather a mob and begin a territory war with these freeloading scumbags. i did this myself and now my garden is mine once more.
man with pikeyphobia:some pikeys moved in nearby

pikey basher:let me gather my deodorant and some water and theyll be gone by sundown

pikey basher2:ill go get my 9mm, time for some pikey bashing!!!!
Pikeyphobia by Jamie125 May 31, 2007

Pussaphobia 

a guy who is afaird of talking, conversating, or even looking at any girl. Ugly Pretty. Short Or Fat.
Anthony- I saw this totally hot girl the other day!
Andy- Thats cool. Did you get her number?
Anthony- Nop. I just jerked off in the corner looking at her.
Andy- Sir. You have Pussaphobia
Pussaphobia by turtletroop May 3, 2010

Pikeophobia 

An exaggerated fear that a friend will pike out or bail on you for a pre-arranged meeting.
This phobia is usually suffered by those with very, very unreliable pals.
I'm supposed to catch up with Noodle on the weekend, but I just *know* she's going to pike on me. I have pikeophobia.
Pikeophobia by L.A.R.S.O. May 2, 2006

Pokephobia

Po•ke•pho•bia /pōkēˈfōbēə/ noun

An abnormal fear of being exposed to family, friends and colleagues who have crossed into zombie-esque purgatory territories after trying what scientists are now describing as mobile crack, or its accepted vernacular.- Pokemon Go.
Day 42.- The idea Of going outside now seems far fetched.- these creatures have now taken over, insane streets flooded with zombie-like lcd lit faces that got lost For the ultimate rush. Pokephobia has taken over.
Pokephobia by felchaib July 16, 2016