This involves 15 female llamas 1 male llama and a jar of peanut butter. First the male llama gets seated on a soft chair or lazyboy. 5 Fenale llama's well, do you really wana know cause you just may throw up in your mouth and Jason Hall is gay. Nah im just jk'ing and but sam ha im still not gonna tell you
llama style is gross
an embarrassment for America that the entire planet, no, the entire UNIVERSE saw. It exposed the incompetence, stupidity and uncaring attitudes that have plagued the U.S.A. for a long time.
1.I saw TV coverage of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had come and left. A TV news reporter was there, talking about gangs looting, shooting and causing trouble. Several thousands were without electricity, shelter, food, drink, medicine, restroom facilities and other essentials that were needed NOW. The reporter spoke about how the National Guard, Red Cross, disaster relief and others were "blocked" from entering the city because "the gangs were too violent and were preventing help from getting in". Yeah, right. The Guard and the relief could've mowed down them stupid gangstas with their large vehicles. There were some armored cars for Pete's sake! The sun had just set and the TV idiot talked about "the city descending into anarchy", and yet relief didn't get in for nearly a fucking week! This display of gross incompetence was seen all over the world and it showed in living color the incompetence, corruption and absolute STUPIDity rampant in America.more...
On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish the city for having a "fag
A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.
Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.
Adj. Used to describe a person, place, situation, or thing. Often in reference to a hideous outfit, a heinous hook-up, and/or a regrettable deed.
1. While innocently sitting at starbucks, your chair is jolted by a red headed beached whale, who's 5'2' 340 pounds and is currently wearing plaid spandex which accentuates her muffin top. "Bitch is vomatrife."
2. After a long night of boozing and debauchery, you find yourself beneath a pre-law, jew-fro'd, drooling mother fucker, who proceeds to ask if he can cum on your stomach. So when your bestfriend texts you in the morning asking how your night went, you say,"Shit was vomatrife."
3. You've been casually fucking a soccer player at your university for the past three months. Nothing could have prepared you for this day. While in the midst of round two, you discover that your monthly gift has arrived early, in full force, and is currently seeping into said soccer players bed mattress. Mid-thrust, you hear #62 ever so softly utter the word, "VOMATRIFE."
Down to Zombie -
When one is so drunk that they are blacked out which leads to puking all over themselves and then proceeding to chase after people trying to give hugs while covered in their own vomit.
This results in a zombie-like pursuit of other individuals as the brain is shut down, the individual is unable to perform simple tasks such as moving around an obstacle (i.e. a chair) to attempt to hug a person and will eventually end up chasing someone else.
DTZ drinks 10 beers, 2 4Locos, and decides to share his last 4Loco with friends. He give some to a male friend in a cup (which also contained UV Vodka), and another male friend steals the 4Loco to stop DTZ from drinking. This angers DTZ and proceeds to chug the cup not knowing there was UV Vodka in it.
DTZ is blacked out, vomits on himself and proceeds chase his friends around covered in vomit. People run away and put obsicles in between DTZ and themselves, however, a female friend attempts to clean DTZ off and ends up being the victim and gets hugged.
DTZ then pours 3 beers onto himself claiming victory!
When something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both shit and vomit at the same time. (Usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)
Jesus that is so horrible I just shatomited all over myself.
Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I shatomited all over my clothes.
Jesus, I sneezed so hard I just shatomited all over my room.
act performed at a party when someone passes out on the floor, chair, or anything thats not a bed, when every able-bodied male drags his balls across the persons face for a total of 100 times
-dude, Fred passed out still holding his beer
-(shouts) 100 TEABAGS!
-all guys unzip and teabag the poor bastard