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FaceBook Pukcab Account 

FaceBook Pukcab Account:

Noun;
Pukcab is a phrase used in place of the last name in your backup FaceBook account, as you cannot use the phrase "Backup" anywhere in your name on your FaceBook profiles, so it's the perfect way to get around FaceBook's strange laws, just so in case for whatever reason you loose access to your main account, or it gets blocked, suspended, banned, or deleted, you can have your other account ready to go, as long as you keep it as up to date with your main account. Just make sure you don't post what got your first account disabled on your Pukcab account.
Pukcab Accounts are more common for Roleplayers than regular FaceBook users.
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "Hey man, what happened to your account? Did you delete me? Last night I got on my FaceBook to reply to you, and I didn't have the messages from you, and you weren't in my friends list. Did you delete me, bro?

FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "No, man! My account got deleted because of those sexy pictures I edited and posted up there."

FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "What about your FaceBook Pukcab account!?"

FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "Never made one! I lost everything!"
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puckable offense 

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
puckable offense by CM$ney May 11, 2009
Something ugly/disgusting enough that it gives you a need for puking.
- Check out man! This chick is hot.
- Oh my God! No way! She's pukable !!

pukable by Lapichon January 3, 2009

pukecabulary

When someone makes claims and/or statements based on falsehoods, incorrect information, or purely delusional opinion. Someone literally vomits words based on bull shit.
Donald Trump's presidential campaign was riddled with speeches using his pukecabulary and ridiculous actions.
pukecabulary by breh vity March 20, 2017

Puckable 

Someone who can be picked up and fucked.
That girl is so small she’s puckable!
Puckable by No Gary’s June 10, 2019

pukeables 

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste gross, smell gross and make me feel really really sick to my stomach!
I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.
pukeables by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

pukeables 

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste nasty, smell nasty and make me sick to my stomach!
I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.
pukeables by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009