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Pistance 

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.
Typically men have a longer pistance than women.
Pistance by Chennessey March 15, 2016

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Kayten Pussander 

Is broken down as:
KAYTEN: which is simply the drunken form of the name Karen.
&&
PUSSANDER: which is added on merely to show love.

Is defined as:
A way to describe a girl that is cool, original and nice. She's funny, sweet, friendly, smart as hell, she is extremely gorgeous, and above-all flawless. Kayten Pussanders' have a great personality, and are wonderful people. However, they are annoyed by the use of leet, and improper spelling and use of the English language.

Facts of Kayten Pussanders':
-They stream KCoq videos
-They befriend types of people that are SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitutes.

Lastly and most importantly:
Kayten Pussanders' are important people in everyone's lives. Anyone would be lucky to have a Katyen Pussander in their life; and everyone NEEDS a Kayten Pussander.
"I got a chance to hang out with Kayten Pussander last night. Best experience EVER!"
Kayten Pussander by KAR_in-a November 1, 2009

pissmancer 

A mage, commonly above level 10, known for the art of urine-based magic. They are also commonly skilled in the art of jarate but will only ever use it as a last resort.
Dude, that pissmancer was way too high of a level to deal with; he almost game ended me!
pissmancer by Eternal Dorkness October 29, 2018

pistance 

How far away from the urnal that you can stand and still piss in the urnal.
Bro I got my pistance up to 6 feet today.
pistance by D_professor October 31, 2015

Puissant 

The mix between Pussy and Croissant. A Puissant is a crusty ass vagina
Jake said Amanda had a flakey puissant
Puissant by crustypuissant May 14, 2018