The Puhni Dance 

The Puhni Dance is the embodiment of the euphoria caused by Rod Stewart's "Young Turks." If you find yourself going 95 miles per hour on Route 95 coming home from a strip club at 3 AM listening to Young Turks with your best friends...this dance will over-come you. Your arms are held closely at your sides (nearly 90 degrees) moving freely laterly with the music. Your knees are bent slightly moving longitudely left to right with your hips in stride following Rod's snake-charming like voice.

"Did you guys see Puhni last night? Young Turks came on in the back triple and the next thing you know Puhnes is doing the Puhni Dance with two naked chicks! Puhni did the whirrley penis and one of them ended up pissing his bed. Go on be free tonight!"

The Puhni Dance by Loul December 11, 2006

Puhnda

To make a situation as awkward as possible, and immediately after it happens, make a pun out of it or from it.

Person 1: "I totally cracked a pun when I made Jon and Kaylie's moment awkward."

Person 2: "You totally just pulled off a huge puhnda."

Puhnda by PsychedelicCactus July 13, 2013

Puhnani 

Puhnani is another word for pussy

Yo bruh I got some puhnani last night

Puhnani by Capofpuh September 14, 2016

PuhNuhVuh

The act of ejaculating into a vagina and then hitting a vape out of it afterwards.

Donte: Yo you try puhnuhvuh yet?

Jaden: Yea the puhnuhvuh was actually phenomenal

PuhNuhVuh by Puh Nuh Vuh December 19, 2025