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A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.
Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!
Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010
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1)The romanian slang word for 'penis'. Used in various contexts can have different meanings. Also, used in almost all of the swears (beside the word mother).
It's somewhat equivalent to 'fuck/the fuck' in english.

2)Currency of Botswana.
1)
I don't know = Pula mea...
What the fuck? = Ce pula mea?
I don't know why the fuck= Nu stiu de ce pula mea
Fucking arround = Pulareala
Fucking wait = Stai in pula mea
YO! = Mã pula
Get the fuck over here = Treci in pula mea incoace
Stupid fuck = Prostu pulii

2)
The prime minister has alot of pula.
I want some pula!

pula by keeekeeess September 8, 2007
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Puhlarious Puhlawrr Puhlaya pula phlat pulak pulaski pudla Pfhlægië phlange

Pfhlægië 

'Pfhlægië'

A term used to describe the negative emotional effects of thinking about almond milk.
Mostly used out of frustration when someone cannot stop thinking about how wrong almond milk is.
Jeremy; "Ugh, you do know almonds don't have any titties right?"
Arnaldo; "PFHLÆGIË GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!"
Jeremy; "How do they even milk almonds? It just isn't right.."
Arnaldo; "Aren't almonds nuts?"
Jeremy; "Yes, why?"
Arnaldo; "...Nevermind."
Pfhlægië by Hot&Toasty March 22, 2023
A phat yet flat booty.
Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.
Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020
Pihla is uses to describe a beautiful and caprivating girl with usually nice butt and beautiful eyes. Pihla’s have bright smiles and an entincing aura around them, making people automatically like them.
Wow that girl is amazing”
-”yeah, she is totally a pihla”
Pihla by Pränksteri October 22, 2018

Pulaski PJ 

Getting a hand job from a 50 year old married woman (preferably after finger blasting her in a bar bathroom) while simultaneously taking a piss. Due to the jerking motion of the hand job generally not a single drop of urine ends up in the urinal.
Dude I just got a Pulaski PJ from this lady!
Pulaski PJ by Mach Turbo March 22, 2016

Pula Mea Cosmin 

This expression is used to show your anger concerning a certain thing
When Shov wants more promoted local shows and he ask you for shares in different groups, you probably don’t give a fuck. He can scream: Pula Mea Cosmin!
Pula Mea Cosmin by berbe December 19, 2019