pugglecock

One of the most difficult breeds to obtain.

Feisty, rambunctious, horny, cuddly, and always hungry. Their nose is locked in for squirrels and food. Has a garbage disposal for a stomach. Only dislikes lettuce. Drooling is a lifestyle.

Brunette woman: "Hey what kind of dog is that?"

Lil' Hitchy: "Who Harley? He's a pugglecock!"

pugglecock by Hitch79 October 19, 2018

puggled 

ppl. adj. Scots (Lallans) and Scottish vernacular. knackered, done for, finished, defeated, frustrated, under the weather
v. Puggle.
(Of recent slang origin, may correspond with the Eng. military slang "puggled", very drunk, believed to be from Hindustani "pagal", mad, furious, but may derive from buggered, and possibly influenced by Scots Pauchle, puzzled)

Ah'm fair puggled the day

Puggled megastar Matt Damon sustained a separated rib while trying to work up his swing for The Legend Of Bagger Vance. (Herald 1 Oct 2000)

puggled by mynameistaken September 8, 2008

PuggleFaced 

To be severely intoxicated where by your face begins to look "puggled" or that of a puggle, (pug/beagle mix) You are too wasted to control facial expressions.

Briggs was so pugglefaced after drinking a bottle of captain, he pooped in the yard.

PuggleFaced by Silent Civilian. April 10, 2009

Pugsley 

The feeling of being fat, lazy and sluggish while also feeling gloomy and sad.

"Uhh it's been a hard day! I'm feeling Pugsley and don't want to do anything right now

Pugsley by LG4Ever October 7, 2013

puggle 

A puggle is a dog that is a cross breed between a pug and a beagle. They can be black or fawn with a dark muzzle. They are sweet and intelligent companions who can reach between 14-25 pounds.

I have a puggle named Gus, he is a great dog.

puggle by brianne smith May 8, 2005

Puggle 

A medium-small dog that is the product of a Pug and a Beagle. Usually tan with a black nose and black around the eyes. They can have long bodies or short, long snouts or short. Most look more like a Beagle with a wrinkly face. Tempermentally they are stubborn and hard to walk because they are always following a scent like a bloodhound. They love to play and are a bit hard to train, but they are very sweet-natured and intelligent dogs. Not a designer dog anymore, now they are inexpensive and considered more like cute mutts.

The dog named Arafat in the movie "I Love You Man" is a puggle.

Puggle by shellius August 22, 2009

Pugsleys Law 

Variant of Sods Law / Murphys Law.

The theory that what can go wrong will fix itself when you call IT to show them the fault.

Man 1: I've got this problem with my PC.
Man 2: Okay, can you show me what's wrong please.
Man 1: Pugsleys law it'll work now - see!

Pugsleys Law by slixtream February 8, 2010