2. A person who drives a vehicle with at least one donut and no hubcaps
3. A person of Hispanic descent who is ignorant
4. Petty crook
5. Someone of Hispanic origin that has no concept of traffic laws.
6. Someone who parks their car in the yard of a house instead of the driveway.
Unlike other hispanics, Puerto Ricans move to the US with the ultimate goal of living off welfare and section 8. 90% are unemployed. The ones that do work (if that's what you wish to call it) either sell cigarettes or drugs.
They also have the most unoriginal flag, a mix between the Cuban flag and the American flag.
Most of them live in New York City, New Jersey, Orlando, and Boston and do absolutely nothing to help the economy.
Chris: Yeah man, hopefully I can apply for welfare and section 8, that way I can live there for 30 years without having to ever work.
Me : omg Jay cheated on me then dumped me cause I woudn't put out and he says I'm boring =(
Friend: He's Puerto Rican and can bang any girl he wants. Why would he waste time and effort to try and get in your pants, Ms NoBooty?
Friend: Can I have his number?
Friend: Damn dat guy over there is sexy!!
Me: Well, Duhh! He's Puerto Rican!!
Friend: Im gonna go talk to him!
Me: Bitch didn't u hear me?? I said he's Puerto Rican, which means he's too good 4 u ugly dumb ass you will get rejected!
Me: Stay in your own league is all I'm saying
Friend: Maybe you're right. I'll go talk up that Mexican selling oranges by the freeway
Me: That'a girl