| 1. | puerto-jew | ||
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a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew
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| 2. | Puerto Rican Joystick | ||
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A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates. I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
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| 3. | Jew York Mutt | ||
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An extremely sexually promiscuous female from New York of mixed race decent. Generally these girls will rape you of your money, time, and soul only to cheat on you. Johnny McWarguy: So that girl I was dating... she told me she has this new boyfriend...
Max: Dude, what the fuck? That Puerto Rican, Korean, Polish, Jewish girl from New York? What a fucking bitch. Johnny McWarguy: I know... can't say it wasn't coming... Goddamned Jew York Mutt. |
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| 4. | Jewdarican | ||
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Someone who is of Jewish decent with a Puerto Rican parent. That guy is Jewish and Puerto Rican?! He's a Jewdarican!
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| 5. | pew | ||
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when a person is half jewish and half Puerto Rican, also they smell bad and have jew fros. "why does that pew hang out with them puerto Rican people. He STANK"
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| 6. | Jewyorican | ||
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A New Yorker of mixed Puerto Rican/Jewish heritage. Also can be spelled Juyorican.
Derived from Nuyorican Person from Idaho: I've never even met a Jew or a Puerto Rican, much less a Jewyorican. These people don't really exist, do they?
Person from New York: Turn on Nick at Night. Wait for "Welcome Back Kotter." You ever wonder why that guy who look Latino has a huge Jewfro and is named Epstein? It's because he's a Jewyorican. |
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| 7. | Boriqua-stein | ||
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Puerto Rican Jew who meets random people at clubs and introduces themselves as Boriqua. Nazneen wishes she was Boriqua-stein, but she's unfortunately not Jewish.
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