“Ah, man I go to pueblo west high school bro.”
“I heard that school sucks”
“Yeah, mostly, don’t learn shit. I dig my friends tho, they’re chill.”
That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.
But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
In addition, despite the diverse community of young school-goers, the students of this school have come to accept each other as individuals and all communicate with little haste or hostility. The population of increasingly intelligent students also posses the power to properly display individuality in the art of style. Walk down the halls in this school and you will notice immediately that every student is proud of their "swagger" and flaunts it as such.
After-school life in this area is also very prominent. The party life directly deprived from this institute is only defined by a scene of the utmost class and prosperity. There should be no visualizations of underage drinking or "pot smoking" at these gatherings. More common, however, are Harry Potter themed parties accompanied by non-alcoholic butter beer.
The cheerleaders are very good and nice.
"Hello good sir, I attend Pueblo West High School."
"Whoa! Cool! I wish my parents would send me there!"
"You can accompany me! All sorts are permitted!"