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Pudwhack 

<or pudwack> Similar to a jerkoff, but far more lame. One who is wack, a dick, and or pansy ass; more so than most people anyone knows. A fool, a person who should know better but stil doesn't somehow. The absolute essence wackin off embodies most actions of this person.
You Pudwack! Jerret is such a pudwack, he couldn't get laid in a morgue, with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his fly.
Pudwhack by Los August 7, 2004

pudwacker 

A man which will do anything for a women he likes and that does not like him back. Buy gifts,do favors,give soul.. etc. without getting anything in return.
Steven: Where is Jeff?
Nick: Oh hes with Laci
Steven: That pudwacker is always with her doing shit for her, is he even getting any game?
Nick: No she has a BF and he dosn't know ... HA!
pudwacker by Joe Doll April 25, 2005

pudwacking 

Masturbation, auto-stimulation, jacking off, pleasuring oneself, wacking your pud.
Dominic's girlfriend Rea does not put out since she is a lesbian, so he is stuck pudwacking all by himself.
pudwacking by Jim Nuyens August 28, 2003

Sgt. Puddwacker 

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.
Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

pudwacker 

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp
1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack
pudwacker by Britt119 January 11, 2008

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo
Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.
pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006