Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
by Ben j. k March 10, 2008
by Nicoslavia April 4, 2009
A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
by Brekk February 26, 2007
A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
by Brekk February 25, 2007