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When you have to shit really bad but can't make it to the bathroom on time, you therefore have to shit in your pants and this makes a pudding pie John: why are you walking so damn weird? Walk straight baby
Melissa: can't! i just happened to drop a pudding pie in my pants, this makes walking straight impossible Dude 1: i gotta get some adult diapers Dude 2: why? Dude 1: cuz i've been making some pudding pies recently, don't know why Dude 2: just go see a colorectal surgeon |
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The act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man's chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. The end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding. Derptie: The other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! BEST valentine's day gift ever!
unknowing Derpette: That's just wonderful! I like vanilla pudding. |
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