Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Puddinguettler 

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.

My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.

Puddinguettler by PalominoMare January 13, 2017

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

puddin' butt 

A prison term used to describe a prison rape victims ass. Pudding sets with a fine smooth flesh-like finish on top, but beneath is the gooshy mooshy goodness. Applies to any white collar criminals in higher security facility.

Yo G Dawg, that new CEO in cell block D I tapped yesterday sure had him some nice puddin' butt.

puddin' butt by Blake Johnson December 27, 2006

putinbutts 

The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt

I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.

putinbutts by joecoolthefool May 6, 2018

Puddlebutt

n. describes a butt after sitting in a liquid

“Oh no! Someone’s spilled their drink in the seat! I’m gonna get puddlebutt!”
“Look out! You almost sat in that spill! You don’t want puddlebutt

Puddlebutt by Footmouth May 23, 2026