short for pudendum, or genitalia. dick, crank
I spent all day pounding the pud.
A human male's penis
We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.
1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.
1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.
Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.
Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.
Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges. Also synonymous with pudwacker.
Dude, just do it, don't be such a pud
AWW Man, The hot girl wanted to make out with Matt, but he got scared and ran away. What a little pud!
What, you can't even bench the freekin bar! What a pud!
ie: Abbreviation for (Pop Up Dimmer Slap) - The sudden veil shadowing of a website you get that includes a pop up window box survey questionnaire, join up form, or blitz ad which effectively blocks out your viewing of its contents two seconds after you arrive or are visiting that particular url for the first time. (Usually becomes the last time.)
Visit the main National Geographic website to see this effect in action. Don't go there, you'll get PUDS'd.
P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)
P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.
There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.
I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.
The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!
I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!