Fan 2: I tried to, but all the puck bunnies kept cheering at the wrong times and making catcalls.
Fan 1: Damn those sluts.
puck: i love it when you talk dirty to me
innocent bystander: the only people that girl talks to are the pucks, she's such a puck bunny
The hott players.
You're such a puck bunny.
If the Penguins ever trade Crosby, I won't like them anymore.