Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.

-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....

Pitty Purchasing by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

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Phasing

The period of time in between highs where you’re not sober but you’re not high either.

“Yo I think he’s having a withdrawal. He’s freakin’ out.”
“Nah he’s just phasing.”

Phasing by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

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Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

Rolo Phasing by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

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Puchango

Half puto/puta (spanish for bitch - male or female tense). Half chango/changa (spanish for monkey). A real slob fucker of a person, a slovenly monkey bitch of a human being.

Can be used in the male tense - Puchango (Poo-chong-go) or the female tense - Puchanga (Poo-chong-ga)

Bro, that chick is a real Puchanga, she's don't give a fuck.

Man, that dirty bastard is a rotten Puchango, he looks like a bucket of fried shit.

Puchango by Donkey-Tron December 15, 2017

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phasing out

to slowly begin to remove oneself from a committed relationship (or sort of something like that - a lot of sex is being had) in order to lessen the inevitable heartbreak/ache/sex deprivation that will eventually occur.

You know what? I am phasing out that motherfucker. He's doneski.

phasing out by Alyssa Taylor May 12, 2007

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Puching

A gross, sexual term usually used by the Hispanic community (esp. Mexicans).

Claire and Enrique were up puching the whole night.

Puching by Shoemaker22 July 23, 2009

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Collective purchasing

This is a group made up of like-minded people, who gang together to get economy of scale discounts for buying in bulk for specific goods, which they plan to purchase.

I can save money when collective purchasing

Collective purchasing by allroundniceguy October 2, 2017

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