A game, often playedvia email, in which the object is to obscure the meaning of simple written ideas with the use of arcane and inscrutable, but artful, prose.
I got another Pacetti email. It took me almostfour minutes to figure out that it was saying he likes the McSweeney's article on sea turtles.
A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*