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U.S. public schools are shitty prisons where kids learn to hate math, english, history, science, and physical ed. that's why we have a problem with having too many uneducated, illiterate, and obese people in america. everyone who doesn't have an extra $30,000 to spend sending their kids to private schools are forced to make them go to public school. teachers can't be fired after working at the school for 2 years, so you get lots of shitty old teachers that don't care about their students because they know they can't lose their job. the school's main focus is preparing students for the standardized tests, which have such low expectations it's unbelievable.
public school kid: fuck i hate school! when the fuck am i going to use this shit?

private school kid: i don't give a shit about school but it doesn't matter because i'll get into harvard anyway.
by ohaiitsme April 12, 2011
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A place where miserable under paid teacherse dwell. A place where depressed,angry,violent,gangbanging youth reside during the hours of 9am to 3pm. They teach you alot of stuff that doesnt really help you with alot of stuff.
and refuse to air condition classrooms during hot garbage smelling summers, while they're staff rooms and offices are spotless clean and nice and cool.
I went to public school all my life and learned all the wrong things from my friends and teachers.
by FEVER October 06, 2005
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In Britain this is a private school. In other words you pay to attend. Many are boarding schools. The pupils are well off ,well spoken and very British. Common sports played are rugby, hockey(field) and lacrosse.
by Knoxa August 11, 2005
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A place full of useless lies... As I learned much more out of school then from a school teacher... And a waste of 13 years of life... (IF your lucky only 13) I recall the sex pistols singing a song that was really accute about school...
If I wanted to be brainwashed to not know how to think for myself.. I sure and hell take these public schools seriously.
by ... For Blood and honor August 10, 2007
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a mini ghetto in one building. the only people who go through a public school without getting the shit beat out of them once are nerds.
Fuck you fhn. how the hell do people avoid putting the definition in the example? public school
by adam hussey November 07, 2006
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Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.
The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
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A place where kids are taught to hate anyone who doesn't conform Christians, homeschoolers, nerds, where nothing is expected of them, and where kids learn about stds, sex, and little else.
1. I'm from a public school. I've been trained what to believe what I'm told about everything, from evolution to politics. "Thinking for yourself"? What's that?
by Lewis1203405 December 19, 2006
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