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A person who acts like your friend in public and social situations, but basically uses you and treats you like crap. Jon: Dude, Devan Downey is so good at basketball!
Michael: Yeah, but Andy Roddick is THE MAN at tennis. Dustin: Jack is good at everything!!! Jack: uhh..thanks..? Later... Dustin: Hey Jack, can I see your answers, I was really busy last night and I had practice and all. Jack: Um yeah sure. Dustin: Thanks man, you're the best. Afterwards... *Jack stands in a circle of conversation* *Dustin walks right in front of him and pushes him out of the circle* Despues... Jack: Hey Dustin, I woke up late this morning and didn't have time for breakfast. Can I please have some of those cheez its? Dustin: no Jack: Jeez, what a public friend.. |
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