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Pubic push 

When panties are dropped swiftly and the oncoming opponent is immobilized and pushed against the wall engulfed in a dense forest of pubic fur.
“Cathy was changing in her boudoir when Dave entered unexpectedly. As Cathy pulled down her underwear, she pointed her mons pubis at Dave, unleashing a pubic push of great magnitude. This swiftly immobilized and engulfed Dave in a dense pubic forest.”

“Duck your head, Joey, she’s going for the pubic push!”
Pubic push by Pubic Push January 25, 2021

Pubic dust

The hair particles that result from shaving the pubic region with an electric shaver.
After my girlfriend finished shaving in front of the mirror I noticed the pubic dust left on the carpet.
Pubic dust by Chadbinger September 2, 2012

pubic stare 

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!

pubic play 

Pubic play is the name of the sexual act characterized by the act of both (or whichever number of people in the intercouse greater than 1) participants rubbing their pubic areas on one another.
"Pubic play was so intense yesterday it started a rugfire"
pubic play by Raul Genderic May 6, 2014

Pubic library 

A library where an individual can get pornography
P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?
Pubic library by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009