When panties are dropped swiftly and the oncoming opponent is immobilized and pushed against the wall engulfed in a denseforest of pubic fur.
“Cathy was changing in her boudoir when Dave entered unexpectedly. As Cathy pulled down her underwear, she pointed her mons pubis at Dave, unleashing a pubic push of great magnitude. This swiftly immobilized and engulfed Dave in a dense pubic forest.”
“Duck your head, Joey, she’s going for the pubic push!”
The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!
Pubic play is the name of the sexual act characterized by the act of both (or whichever number of people in the intercouse greater than 1) participants rubbing their pubic areas on one another.
Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home