The territory right where pubic hair starts. This area is often times visible when individuals (usually girls) are wearing uber low pants and short shirts. visible pubatory is oftentimes paired with the always attractive "plumbers butt crack".
Joe: Did you see Courtney today?
Dave: YEAH! dude..her pants were so low you could TOTALLY see pubatory!
Joe: I know! well..at least it looks like she shaved...
When a hormonal woman forcibly asserts her monthly menstrual blood sacrifice on the unsuspecting innocent male's genitalia, with the force of a raging bull.The rush of crimson red blood on the male's pubic region constitutes marking her territory during this time of fluctuating hormonal rage...
Yo that woman just matadored all over him...
As the hormonal woman slapped the unsuspecting man-bitch across his face, she angrily mounted his penis shaft and proceeded to Matador all over him.
You better shut the fuck up or she will matador all over your blood-stained balls..
Pronunciation: \ˈkü-gər also -ˌgär\more...
Inflected Form(s): plural - cougars
Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana
A cougar is a female mammal of the homo sapient family, 35-55 years old, found throughout most populated areas. A capable stalk-and-ambush predator, preying on much younger males, cougars can frequently be seen in urban and suburban densely-populated habitats with liquor licenses. A cougar's preferred prey item is usually but not always under 25, as cougars prefer to prey on younger men who have hair and get erections naturally. Typically solitary and territorial, cougars have been frequently observed hunting in packs while individual territory sizes depend on terrain, vegetation, and abundance of prey. A cougar's prime predation hours are late evenings to early mornings and especially during weekends. Cougars will typically leave their cubs with relatives, ex-husbands, ex-in-laws or an overnight sitter while hunting.
Typically, cougars have been known to misrepresent their age to prey items due to the normally short duration of predation periods, from one night to several months, and having the advantage of a smokin' hot appearance allowing them to pass for a much younger animal such as a puma. Being older, wiser, and highly skilled; cougars pursue younger men more fo...
a noble man, generally created from the spawning of a short bulky man with little black pubic facial hair and a mutant of a woman that yells loudly at children, that will attack anything within his territory, very sexually turned on by the slightest of hip movements, jockstrap and cup should be worn at all times unless your maples
Yo look at that giant moosehead there, he could rape ten women at the same time.
Holy shit mooser just hit a rocket, with his dick.
dude look at that girl, she must have been with moosehead last night
Mons veneris - is the area of fatty tissue that covers the pubic bone below the abdomen but above the labia. The mons is sexually sensitive in some women and protects the pubic bone from the impact of sexual intercourse. This is the region that contains the the familiar "triangle" of pubic hair just above the vulva.
The less formal term, Fat Upper Pussy Area, which is when the womans Mons Veneris contains above average to obese fat accumulation...and is usually correllates with buying a lot of cats, for some unknown reason.
There is no male derivative to the word FUPA, because a fat guy is just a fat guy...
Although, a guy who bravely forges ahead into FUPA territory is known heroically as a "FUPA TROOPA"
Typically women try to hide their FUPA's by buying and wearing "mom jeans", which do go up to the bellybutton (refer to the SNL "mom jeans" skit).