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when the pubic hair on either a man or woman spreads past the point of being covered by their undergarments. "oh my! Did you see that girl at the beach today!! She had such a bad case of pubic sprawl!!! Her pubes were spread 3 inches past her suit, on either side!!!!!"
"Dude, I need to shave my bikini line, I have a serious problem with pubic sprawl!" |
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| 1. | Pubic Sprawl | ||
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The unsightly result of unkept pubic hair which can be seen growing along the edge of underwear or bathing suits. Typically occurs along the crotch and groin of women; however, can also be spotted in men, most often of Eastern European decent, when wearing tightie-whities and banana-hammocks. “Damn, Ho! Is that a Chia Pet in your panties or Pubic Sprawl?! You better trim that shit before a rat nests in that bush.”
“Cases of pubic sprawl are on the rise once again this quarter, another economic indicator signaling a financially troubled country that can no longer afford adequate pubic grooming.” “Borat was clueless of the effect that his public sprawl had on the ladies.” |
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