Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
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"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
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Hair in the genital area that women should STOP SHAVING OFF. It makes a woman look mature and sensual and not like a fucking 9 year old.
Mary's pubes are thick and as red as the hair on her head. I therefore fucked her brains out.
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A noob you dont know
it isnt pronounced like pube as in pubic hair.it is pronounced like pubee
Theelitephantom:damn there are too many pubes on warcraft III frozen throne and we're playin with one
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Gonoobgo:what you be talkin man.
xDarkrenevilx:i know exactly what you're talking about
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Current members (as of 2008) of the republican party.
The republican party, having shed any semblence of moderation and having become merely obstructionists and "the party of no".
Republicans who vow to block the health care reform from ever leaving the Senate are pubes.
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Semen scent holders.
Jimmy's pubes smell like 2 year old salty sugar.
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the hair round ur cock and balls ya dick
she said he had loads of pubes
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wirey corse hair with the same texture as a scorra
heee look at that bird shes got a mostache hanging out her knickers she could put a quiff in that
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