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30.
Hair in the genital area that women should STOP SHAVING OFF. It makes a woman look mature and sensual and not like a fucking 9 year old.
Mary's pubes are thick and as red as the hair on her head. I therefore fucked her brains out.
by Hairy Pussy Lover February 22, 2005
 
8.
A part of a mutant evil life form that grows in the penis/balls/vagina area once you hit the dreadful stage of puberty where for guys you give off more water through your armpits then a fountain does and for girls they bleed from their vagina and get cramps every month!
pubes are also commonly know as the fuzzle on neopets online pet game. A pube is a single strand of hair from the mutant black animal. The animal also keeps smells and sweats too.
One night I was masturbating with a clean crotch that was bald and clean with no smell. I went away for a month and during that month on holiday it attacked me and when i got back it was grown heaps. My dad said it was just pubes buy i knew that it was the monster.
by evil fuzzle December 17, 2007
 
9.
The hair thatr grows once you hit puberty!
" holy mother of christ... Your pubes are awful!"
by Kim,jin&tom November 14, 2006
 
10.
An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.
The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
 
11.
Pubic hair is hair in the frontal genital area, the crotch, and sometimes at the top of the inside of the legs; these areas form the pubic region.
Tom (Pkrs) really has no pubes! Wow, He hasnt even reached puberty!
by Ollie` April 26, 2008
 
12.
A term used to express mild annoyance or disappointment. Used in the same vein as synonyms "fiddlesticks" or "shucks."
"Oh pubes. I forgot my cell phone at the house today before I left for work."
by MAFreeze November 12, 2013
 
13.
1.What Ke$ha gets drunk on.
2.What Ke$ha gets high on.
3.What Kesha brushes her teeth with.
4.What Ke$ha is really singing about.
5.What Ke$ha likes to eat for breakfast.
6.What Ke$ha wipes her ass with.
1. "Duuuude did you hear? Ke$ha got drunk on pubes again.
2. "Earlier today I saw Ke$ha smoking some pubes on the street."
3.Contrary to the thought of brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack, Ke$ha uses pubes instead.
4. "This place about to bloooowww" = "Your pubes are my pubes"
5. I had pancakes this morning, but Ke$ha had herself some nice, fresh pubes.
6. Kesha likes to use pubes as toilet paper.
by jfaienr npfhiea haipguawrhp018 August 12, 2012
 
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1. Plural of pubis, the part of the abdomen between the belly button and the genitalia. Pronounced /PYOO-beez/, in two syllables.

2. What idiots who don't know any better call pubic hair. Mispronounced /PYOOBS/, to rhyme with "cubes."
1. Young girls show off their pubes precisely because they know it's the one area in which women over thirty-five can't compete.

2. Guy 1: "Dude! Your pubes are clogging up the shower drain."
Guy 2: "You're a fucktard who mispronounces 'pubes' and doesn't know its proper meaning. Therefore, I'm going to leave my pubic hairs in the drain."
by PaddyPat November 01, 2011