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Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right. 'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.' 'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.' 'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!' |
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Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen. Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.
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What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair. Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm. I hate puberty.
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Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha. I know what puberty is!
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Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????
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A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control. The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly. I will die of puberty...
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Something that children, or teenagers can possibly go through between ages 7-20 for females and males.
Females: Breast development, pucic hair, underarm hair, sometimes facial hair, strengthening of the voice, enlarging of the reproductive system, their menstrual period starting, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly.
Males: Pubic hair, facial hair, underarm hair, belly hair, anywhere else hair, enlarging of all the reproductive system parts, sperm production, nocturnal emmissions, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly. Emoberty: Emoberty is a single segment of puberty that makes you crave lots of attention. By getting this attention you dress up in crazy,overrevealing,or all black clothes, and you pierce, cut, or sell yourself. (Taken from the common stereotype Emo, which is what happens to most kids during puberty) |
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When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose. Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.
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