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Pub Cum is the sticky residue that you normally find on your forearms after a busy shift at the pub. It usually happens when you pass a pint under the guinness tap and it drips a globule of said beverage.

It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism

Jo: Hey Rob how was your shift at the pub
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.
by Robert Leigh Adams October 12, 2007

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