Tremendously influential Liverpudlian rock and roll band that left their mark in music history with a series of eclectic albums. Members included John Lennon. Sir Pual McCartney, Ringo Starr and George Harrison. Their name is derived from their idols Buddy Holly and the crickets. Beetle is, like the cricket, an insect. The "a" was added because they expected to "beAt" their idols in terms of record sales. The frontman, John Lennon was assassinated on Decenmber 8th, 1980. Had he not, his fortune (assuming he would still be in the industry, like Sir Pual) Would be even larger than the million dollars Pual is sitting on.
♫ Funny finger he shoot ♫
♫ coca-cola he says ♫
♫ I know you know me ♫
♫ One thing I can tell you is you got to be free ♫
Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes
Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips
A boy whom shags cats, also very sad.
* I'm getting a cat at the weekend!
**Make sure it stays away from wheeler!
a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)
me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*
that was wot happend last nite.
|5.||the music industry|
every one of these bands sound exactly the same. just the same crap that was big ten years ago but a cheap imitation if that. It's soulless, frank zappa would say "That's pretty white" talent is one thing but substance is just as important and if your just going to mass produce a genre without adding anything to it to make it your own I say your wasting peoples time.
"Don't you just love the music industry? Music is wonderful! This new band I've been listening to is really great! They are great musicians, and their songs are great!" said Paul.
"Look up The Music Industry on urbandictionary.com Paul." replied Benjamin
The defintion of this word is:
A lifeless idiot who does'nt even know how to you. He does mrs.snodgrass on weekends he told me so the other day talk about sick dont you think so well I do. Him and chris lowman "blow man"
look at midget porn togather sick isnt it.
Retarted tall big nosed little asshole
The definition of this word is:
A lifeless idiot who cant even spell you if he tryed sad I know and he does his dog on weekends poor dog I feel so sorry for the dog.
Him and chris lowman look at migdet porn togather sick. aka "blow man"
quit looking at midget porn its wrong your such a paul