"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"
n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.
v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.
Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)
ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)
ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)
"How long has Mike been on ptp?"
"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."