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-noun
1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.
get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!
by dizzel10102935784 January 24, 2007
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2
an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership of someone.
You just got ptonked.. in the face.
by dizzel10102935784 February 03, 2007
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a person, eps. one who is good at everything. to drink heavily. to beat someone (usually in a sport). to possess (someone or something). to ruin or damage (someone or something). an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis. voluptuous.
Let's buy a 40 and get ptonked.
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!
by dizzel10102935784 January 31, 2007
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