| 1. | psychopath | ||
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Generally an intelligent, heterosexual, socially concerned male with adequate amounts of male hormone but who's sadly been hit with the ugly stick at birth. They go through most of their adolescents and young adulthood severley tormented, discriminated and rejected by both sexes because of personal appearance flaws, but its the female rejection which would later demonize them forever. Then from about ages 25+ these somewhat psychologically damaged and bitter individuals begin to despise all human rights and wrongs especially the 'asthetic law' which places the ugly away from the goodlooking. The end result being a sexually frustrated, deprived lonely individual whos only en-route to eden and out of depression is to go on a ballistic rampage for nothing more than self gratifcation, revenge and power. Cop; Man there's something about that psycopaths case that all us males can relate and on a higher note which also explains the rife media interest. I conclude the guy had no self control!.. Thats all. In fact I'm glad I met my Betty Davis way back on prom night.
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| 2. | war junkie | ||
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-a soldier who has been mentally fucked by war
-someone who cant lead a normal life because they have been psychologically damaged and disturbed by war -this is what some people give for us...their lives...alot die in war and even more come back from war....but they all died from war...some physically but all of them have died mentally -Why is dad so fucked up mom?
Well papa was in a war so now hes a war junkie. -Hey Jim why cant you lead a normal life bro? Well Andre....the war fucked me up forever....show a little respect you little shit ill forever be a war junkie |
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| 3. | Tatamagouche | ||
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1. A mythical place where unicorns, fishermen, and the like frolic.
2. "Tata" meaning "Touch", "Ma" meaning "My", and "Gouche" meaning..whatever you want it to mean. 3. Where boredom was created, and alcohol is a religion. 1. Unicorn #1: "Shit! Lets' go capture some of dem der uni-corrnnss!"
Unicorn #2: "...We are unicorns, bitch. What do you think our horns are for, killing?!" Unicorn #1: "Look! One of those crazy motherfucking Toronto Squirrels!" Unicorn #2: "5 DAMAGE! 5 DAMAGE!" Emotionally and Psychologically damaged Toronto Squirrel: "Fucking Tatamagouche Unicorns." |
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| 4. | Breakfast at Tiffany's | ||
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A great novella written by Truman Capote in 1958 and later hijacked in 1961 to produce a watered-down film of the same name in the form of a romantic comedy. Narrated by a male christened "Fred", the story centres upon his former friend Holly Golightly, a street wise, free-spirited nineteen year old who ran away from her Texas home and husband to live life as a scandalous socialite/call girl/wannabe gold-digger in New York. The underlying theme is the fear of love, stability, and emotional attachment that drives Holly's "wild thing" persona, and the inability of the narrator's inhibited love for Holly to manifest itself as her salvation. Unlike the film version, Capote's Holly is true to life in that psychologically damaged people do not drastically change their ways and live happily ever after once they are basically told to grow up. Also unlike the film, a horrendously unfunny racist portrayal of Mr Yunioshi is absent. "It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear."
--Holly Golightly, 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'. |
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| 5. | Austin Powers | ||
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Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years. Movies are: International Man of Mystery The Spy Who Shagged Me Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it) Main Cast: Austin Powers: Mike Meyers Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld Scott: Seth Green Mini Me: Verne Troyer Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat. Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him? Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now. Dr. Evil: Sh! Austin: Do I make you horny? Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself.. (Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet) Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for? Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss. |
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| 6. | prostituted women | ||
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A term created and used by neofeminists to infantilize sex workers. The idea being that no woman (nevermind men) would ever voluntary choose sex work, and any that would is psychologically damaged. It implies that prostitution is something that happens to a person, not something a person does on their own. There is no such thing as a prostitute, only prostituted women.
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| 7. | Batavia | ||
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1. A small town in Ohio, made up of corn and soybean fields, that you might want to live in if you're a farmer or you don't care if you get trapped into a boring, mediocre life when all you do is sit and reminisce about your high school football and pot smoking days. Kids at Batavia Schools either love it or hate, and you only have a chance at loving it if you were born there and have known the entire student population since kindergarten, otherwise there's no possibility of you fitting in, mostly because all anyone cares about are their sports teams (that aren't really that good) and their tightly-wounded cliques (and there aren't many to chose from). Population: 1,617
2. A school/town that has psychologically damaged you 3. A small town obsessed with their high school sports 4. town with a high population of whiggers That weird person you know who seems like they have no concept of the outside world might have come from Batavia.
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